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5 THINGS I LEARNED AS A PARENT THIS WEEK

1. That moment when your kids have left the room and you realise you've been watching Mr Tumble on your own for 15 minutes.

2. A toddler's mood can change more suddenly and unexpectedly than the temperature on an unfamiliar shower.

3. You know what really compliments pizza? Changing an ungodly nappy midway through. Cheers, son.

4. Genuine conversation with my 2 year old:
'Daddy?'
'Yes, son?'
'NO!'
Jesus.

5. Watching my kids this morning I've realised one thing: We all need to run round in our undies more often.

MORE TOMORROW...

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