This went up on my FB page back in August...I'm still playing catch-up with posting all my blogs onto this site... MONDAY The Big People never used to let me have anything back from the floor without washing and sterilising the shite out of it but today I dropped some baked beans and Daddy just scooped the little bastards up with his fingers and slopped them right back onto my plate. Listen, bollock breath - I’ve got no problem with eating stuff straight off the kitchen lino but for Tumble’s sake don’t use those same grotty fingers that you’ve been peeling dried kack from my arse with for the last week. UGH. TUESDAY Mummy let me run round the garden with no clothes on so to say thanks I treated her to a lovely cuddle and some hot piss down her jeans. WEDNESDAY Ate a sandwich with a fork today. How have I never done this before?! Sometimes things just feel right. THURSDAY I really need to stop saying no to everything all the time. Obviously it still need