1. YOU FEEL EXCITEMENT Wow! A new toy. How cool! And it sings three different songs too. That's a relief as I was slightly tired of the other ones but this one seems different. Less annoying. We'll have endless fun with this, that's for sure! 2. YOU LEARN THE WORDS Look, kids! *presses button, sings along, feeling great* This is better than karaoke. Hit that button again! Whooo! 3. YOU SING THE WORDS AT ALL TIMES Bloody hell, that song is catchier than Ebola. Real earworm. Can't stop singing it. Losing my mind a bit. This is worse than the Tetris dreams I used to have. 4. IT ENTERS YOUR SOUL Oh, that FUCKING SONG. I can't even think straight. I swear I just had a dream with that as the soundtrack. More of a nightmare. This is hell on earth. In fact it's worse because I can't hear myself scream - all I can hear is that frigging song. 5. LOSS OF RATIONAL THOUGHT I'd do time for that fuckin...