Things I Learned Podcast Ep. 27 with Rob Rouse

My guest this week is the award-winning comedian and star of the tellybox Rob Rouse. He's been on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Dave's One Night Stand and XFM, plus he's got 2 kids so we had a great chat about what he's learned as a parent.

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