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Happy New Year!

As we begin this new year I'd like to send a massive thanks to all of you who've read my blog, liked or shared anything I wrote in 2016. I'm continually amazed at the amount of you out there that enjoy my blatherings and I really appreciate your support.

Wishing you and your families a very happy & healthy 2017.

Sam x

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