1.The most utterly pointless thing I've ever done is clean the floor.
2.With kids you are never 'ON TIME', merely 'NOT LATE YET'.
3.It's easier to eat soup with a fork than herd multiple toddlers in the same direction.
4.There's been more head banging in our house this week than a Black Sabbath gig.
5.I've never taken acid but I have watched In The Night Garden.
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