MONDAY
Brilliant
afternoon in the back of the car – managed to cough so much I did a poo. It
leaked all over my clothes and ended up on the seat. It was so funny. Big
people have no sense of humour.
TUESDAY
They tried
to get me to hold my own bottle today. I’m sorry but that’s their job, not
mine. Managed to make my feelings very clear on the matter.
WEDNESDAY
The big
people have GOT to stop singing at me. I can’t take it anymore. Especially when
the hairy one joins in. At least learn some new songs. I don’t care about Old
MacDonald. I don’t even know who he is.
THURSDAY
Stared at
the lamp in the lounge for ages today. It’s so beautiful. I could look at it
forever.
FRIDAY
Got bored of
the lamp today so they put me on my tummy. Ended up puking and rolling my head
in it which was great fun.
SATURDAY
Teeth were
really hurting again but they gave me this tiny pink drink that made me proper
happy. Had the best sleep ever. Need to get my hands on that stuff again.
SUNDAY
Slept,
pooed, fed and cried. I’m gonna miss days like this.
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