1.Nothing will shit you up like hearing SUDDEN silence from
the room the kids are in.
2.I'd rather be trapped in a lift with Katie Hopkins than
go to Asda on a Saturday afternoon with a double buggy. Hell on Earth.
3.The period when your baby suddenly becomes mobile but you
haven't childproofed anything yet is terrifying.
4.Nothing makes you feel more like a dad than going the tip
on a Saturday.
5.If my lads and their Weetabix would've been on the
Titanic they could've fixed the leak, easy.
6.Our house is never more than 3 minutes away from total
carnage.
7.A soft play area, miles from home, is no place to be when
your son has leaked and you've forgotten the wipes.
8.A baby will consider you leaving the room without them on
a par with war crimes.
9.Whoever let Postman Pat fly a fucking plane this week
should be shot in the face.
10.Hearing the twins happily babbling to each other makes
everything else in the world seem completely insignificant.
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1 comment:
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