3 y/o kicks me in balls
I fall to ground
He offers to kiss it better
I politely decline
He gets upset
I explain nuance of appropriate behaviour while writhing around in total agony
Wife arrives
I ask her to kiss it better
She declines with fury
Will cherish these family memories
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I fall to ground
He offers to kiss it better
I politely decline
He gets upset
I explain nuance of appropriate behaviour while writhing around in total agony
Wife arrives
I ask her to kiss it better
She declines with fury
Will cherish these family memories
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