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The Ass Circle of Life

We went to a party on Sunday and I noticed that Zac's juvenile bum crack had become exposed to the other revellers like he was some kind of diminutive building site worker. 

I bent down to fix him and as I pulled his kecks up my mate kindly pointed out that now MY arse was on show for the world. 

It was a beautiful, circle-of-life type moment, unless you happened to be tucking into some quiche while this Avery lunar eclipse took place. 


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