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My Book is Out!

(Me on top of Orion Publishing HQ with the Eye of Sauron behind me)

I remember sitting next to my wife's hospital bed a few hours after our twins had been born, thinking 'I should probably write some of this down. I'll forget it otherwise.'

Fast forward two and a bit years and this book that I'm incredibly proud of is now making its way out into the world. 

I never dreamed this would happen. I feel very fortunate. Huge thanks and love to you all x

Buy your copy here!


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