1.Clipping your baby's nails when they're asleep makes you feel like a bomb disposal expert.
2.No matter how long you've been a parent for, nothing prepares you for sticking your fingers in shit.
3.Floorboards are squeaker after 8pm. Fact.
4.Some days it's possible to spend all day getting that excited about going to bed that when you get to bed you're so excited you can't sleep.
5.For some reason I still set my alarm for 7am every morning. Fucking pointless.
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