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5 Things I Learned as a Parent This Week (#37)

1.A soft play area is no place to go with a hangover.

2.No matter where you put them at the end of each day, one of your kid's shoes will go missing in the morning.

3.Sitting on your stairs just so you can keep an eye on both kids makes you feel like a crap lifeguard.

4.If you squeeze too many noisy books into the same shelf they all start talking to each other, shitting you right up.

5.Judging by the sheer amount of gonad kicks I've endured this week, my boys don't want any more siblings.

This week's '5 Things I Learned' Podcast features my chat with Scottish Comedy Award Winner (and dad of 2) Mark Nelson. Get it on iTunes, Stitcher or Podbean.

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