1.I cannot believe I EVER complained about being tired
pre-kids.
2.That moment when you think there's something seriously
wrong with your baby but quickly realise they're just having a massive shite.
Ridiculous.
3.The key to cleaning Weetabix off the floor is not to
leave it for 10 days.
4.I'm struggling to come to terms with the fact my next lie
in will be in 2026.
5.I can recite all the words to The Furchester Hotel yet
struggle remembering my own PIN number.
6.They should make talking baby toys swear. Just once or
twice a year to keep us interested.
7.I could pick out the noise of a dummy hitting the floor
in the middle of an earthquake.
8.Putting shoes on a baby will make you twice as late.
9.I could shave a chimp with ADHD quicker than I can dress
my son.
10.Only if they ever make me a grandad will my boys truly
understand how much I love them.
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2 comments:
When The Furchester Hotel comes on its more like, Welcome....to the SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT... That theme songs just reminds me I'm late for work and the baby is still not dressed in his jumperoo.
Renee @peonieandme x
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