MONDAY
One of my fingers seems to have disappeared from my hand and
popped up between my legs. I've tried pulling it back but it won't budge. Will
try again tomorrow.
TUESDAY
I stored some food in my neck ages ago and now I can't find
it. I know it's there because it's starting to stink.
WEDNESDAY
Pulled on that rogue finger again but it seems happy where
it is. Beginning to think the big people moved it there because they freak out
whenever I try to move it back.
THURSDAY
Met another baby today. Normally not fussed but liked this
one. Made me feel a bit funny. Like when I've had milk and not burped.
FRIDAY
Today was a very snotty day. It was all over my face and in
my mouth. I didn't mind though. If that was on a spoon I reckon I'd eat that
stuff.
SATURDAY
Saw the other baby again today. We had a great wriggle and
then threw up on each other. It was brill.
SUNDAY
Got shoved on the knee of this fat dude in a red suit today.
His beard looked fake and his breath smelt like my neck. Cried my head off and
the big people took a photo! I'll never understand this place.
To be continued...
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