1.People caught parking in the parent & child spaces
without kids should be forced to do their weekly shop with teething triplets
who haven't napped.
2.The sense of injustice felt by a near sleeping baby as
they remove their own dummy is comparable only with false imprisonment.
3.My sons have got enough food in their neck folds for their
own Harvest Festival.
4.The only people who benefit from the clocks going back are
the people who don't need an extra hours sleep in the first place. Bastards.
5.Four ruined outfits in an hour means the day is officially
a write-off, everything is cancelled and you should go back to bed. (Like that’s
an option…)
6.If they made a Top Gear style show about prams I would
definitely watch it.
7.When burping your baby in public it's always good to check
there's nobody directly behind you. (And to the lady in the sheepskin coat in
John Lewis, my sincere apologies.)
8.If you ever turn down the offer of a nap you will regret
that decision till the day you die.
9.Dads who don't or won't change nappies are letting the
side down. Man up.
10.Buying tampons (and only tampons) while shopping with the
babies is a great time to bump into the lads from footy for the first time in
ages.
(Read #7 here)
(Read #7 here)
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