HERE'S MY 10 ESSENTIALS FOR NEW PARENTS:
A bottle making machine – it’s 2015 and we have amazing
things like WiFi and stuffed crust pizza so why struggle with manually getting
the temperature of your baby milk perfect?
Loads of bibs, and not Velcro ones as they attack all the
other washing in the machine like sticky parasitic bastards.
A Moses basket that doesn't creak like a listed building
every time your baby farts at 3 in the morning.
At least 450 muslin cloths.
A baby sick coloured carpet for minimal stain visibility.
A baby sick coloured sofa.
A range of baby sick coloured clothes (if you don’t have
them already, you’ll have them soon enough)
More clothes for your baby than even Madonna would have –
they’ll never stop finding new and inventive ways to soil them.
Something to cover your boy’s willie when you’re changing
his nappy – stops him whazzing all over himself which is never nice to see,
even though he seems to quite like it.
Dummies – some parents don’t agree with them but you’ll find
yourself agreeing with them vehemently when the screaming starts.
Any additions to this list will be accepted with a tired but
sincere smile...
Comments
How about baby liquid formula, then all you need is a bottle and a bottle warmer! Mh my here in Africa/Tanzania I may need a gas one cause powercuts are a norm!!